Kids these days.

Funny story for you:

The other day at work, I was eating cheese crackers with four 8 year old boys. All extremely talkative. One of the boys, Jason, started a very interesting conversation. A little ridiculous. This is how the conversation went:

Jason: You know Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Well I'm named after it. 
Me: Why would  you be named after that? How do you even know what that is? hmm
Jason: What? It's not scary.
Logan (another 8 year old boy): Only adults can watch that. They don't get scared. But kids do.
Jason: I don't get scared.
Logan: Does he kill babies?
Me: Definitely not. The movie isn't real.
Logan: Does he kill kids?
Me: Nope, it's not real anyways.
Jason: The movie took place in Arizona. Even though it says "Texas" Chainsaw Massacre.
(my favorite part)
Logan: Could he kill Jesus?
Me: No way, he couldn't kill Jesus.
Logan: That's because Jesus is in Heaven. But if he was in Texas, would he kill Jesus?



The conversation went on for another ten minutes, but then they started talking about Saw! Who are these kids?? They all said they have seen all those movies. I was a little --a lot--shocked.